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Foot-and-Mouth Disease, Foot-and-mouth disease, FOOT-AND-MOUTH DISEASE, Foot and Mouth Disease, Foot and Mouth disease, FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE

The dreaded Foot-and-mouth Disease, Foot-and-mouth disease, FOOT-AND-MOUTH DISEASE, Foot and Mouth Disease, Foot and Mouth disease, FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE has finally hit the United States.

When the president of the US, George W. Bush, was infected by a disease related to Foot-and-mouth Disease, Foot-and-mouth disease, FOOT-AND-MOUTH DISEASE, Foot and Mouth Disease, Foot and Mouth disease, FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE, called Foot-in-Mouth disease, he had no choice but to act swiftly and surely. President Bush immediately issued an executive order calling for the destruction of all cattle and livestock in the United States. This preemptive move was taken to prevent the President's Foot-in-Mouth disease from creating an outbreak and spreading through the entire United States as an epidemic. Normally thought of as localized or limited to the United Kingdom and Europe, Foot-in-Mouth disease has crossed the Atlantic and could create a US epidemic if not controlled immediately according to the US CDC, Center for Disease Control.

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